Post by Host Brooke Struck on May 10, 2009 18:57:47 GMT -5
Welcome, guest judges. 
Before I begin, I want you all to obey one rule. Don’t make me do anything drastic if you break this rule. Do not talk to the jurors about whose poems belong to who. Judge based on which poem you think is the best, honestly. Honor system, here, people!
Please rank each poem 1-5 (the best poem will be #1, the worst will be #5). Please PM me your rankings by 8:00 PM, tomorrow. Again, please judge honestly.
Poem #1:
J unk
E rroneous
S landerous
S ickening
I mbecile
E mpty-headed
J erk
E xecrable
N itwit
N incompoop
Y uck
S inful
I njust
E vil
R ude
R idiculous
A nnoying
Poem #2:
Mookie had a tiny immunity spree
Or would have if not for the cheating of a tiny degree
So now Jenny, Jessie, and Sierra make up the final three
Poem #3:
There were 3 young beautiful ladies
who were the last remaining
they need us to vote
so they can be known
as the one, the only, the winner
Sierra was switched again and again
She never stayed put until the end
she was here and there
and under the radar
but her torch stayed lit nonetheless
Jessie played dirty and mean
in the eyes of those who she seen
but she made it this far
in a game where many could not
Jenny was the sweetheart to many
She is the one who did not lie to any
perhaps she did
but she kept those hid
and played a game to get her to the end
These ladies all want our votes
They need them to not be like us
the losers of the game will crown a winner
and maybe they will take me to dinner
Poem #4:
i wish i may
i wish i might
not get involved
in your highschool bullshit tonight
well this was all so very strange
and so immature
and some of it was fun
but it was all i could endure
and i barely had
a real shot at winning
y'all were meant to be here till the end from the very beginning
okay, jessie you always
said that you'd quit
then you did
i got blamed for it
and sierra, you swore
and on something real sad
you brought this to that place
and that is just genuinely bad
and sierra you also,
"officially" quit
but you also quit from quitting
just like i can't commit
imagine i'd made it,
with sierra and jess
and then everyone in the finals
would have at one point left
anyway i digress...
okay, jenny you said
that you could never vote against me
but i think that you meant
"if i had immunity"
and jenny, you said
you meant every promise you made
well atleast you showed up, and you cared, and you played
and all right then,
not to be misunderstood
ya'll did pretty good
even if it was always clear that you would
*I grin*
and wasn't it easy?
and wasn't it lame?
no wonder only one of you even cared about the game
*jenny wins*
you're as warm... as the other two are cold as ice,
seriously jenny, thanks for being so nice.
Poem #5:
''Three bitches stood
proudly on a hill
thinking how awesome
their lives were going to be
Little they knew
what was coming to em
all but one freaked out
that one ruled it all''
Before I begin, I want you all to obey one rule. Don’t make me do anything drastic if you break this rule. Do not talk to the jurors about whose poems belong to who. Judge based on which poem you think is the best, honestly. Honor system, here, people!
Please rank each poem 1-5 (the best poem will be #1, the worst will be #5). Please PM me your rankings by 8:00 PM, tomorrow. Again, please judge honestly.
Poem #1:
J unk
E rroneous
S landerous
S ickening
I mbecile
E mpty-headed
J erk
E xecrable
N itwit
N incompoop
Y uck
S inful
I njust
E vil
R ude
R idiculous
A nnoying
Poem #2:
Mookie had a tiny immunity spree
Or would have if not for the cheating of a tiny degree
So now Jenny, Jessie, and Sierra make up the final three
Poem #3:
There were 3 young beautiful ladies
who were the last remaining
they need us to vote
so they can be known
as the one, the only, the winner
Sierra was switched again and again
She never stayed put until the end
she was here and there
and under the radar
but her torch stayed lit nonetheless
Jessie played dirty and mean
in the eyes of those who she seen
but she made it this far
in a game where many could not
Jenny was the sweetheart to many
She is the one who did not lie to any
perhaps she did
but she kept those hid
and played a game to get her to the end
These ladies all want our votes
They need them to not be like us
the losers of the game will crown a winner
and maybe they will take me to dinner
Poem #4:
i wish i may
i wish i might
not get involved
in your highschool bullshit tonight
well this was all so very strange
and so immature
and some of it was fun
but it was all i could endure
and i barely had
a real shot at winning
y'all were meant to be here till the end from the very beginning
okay, jessie you always
said that you'd quit
then you did
i got blamed for it
and sierra, you swore
and on something real sad
you brought this to that place
and that is just genuinely bad
and sierra you also,
"officially" quit
but you also quit from quitting
just like i can't commit
imagine i'd made it,
with sierra and jess
and then everyone in the finals
would have at one point left
anyway i digress...
okay, jenny you said
that you could never vote against me
but i think that you meant
"if i had immunity"
and jenny, you said
you meant every promise you made
well atleast you showed up, and you cared, and you played
and all right then,
not to be misunderstood
ya'll did pretty good
even if it was always clear that you would
*I grin*
and wasn't it easy?
and wasn't it lame?
no wonder only one of you even cared about the game
*jenny wins*
you're as warm... as the other two are cold as ice,
seriously jenny, thanks for being so nice.
Poem #5:
''Three bitches stood
proudly on a hill
thinking how awesome
their lives were going to be
Little they knew
what was coming to em
all but one freaked out
that one ruled it all''
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